And so…. February resulted in ONE paltry visit to the gym… This is not a fitness regime that will propel me into a size 10 bikini anytime soon. I definitely need to rethink this and devise a cunning plan…. I have down loaded the relevant apps..’Workout for Women’ (where I can choose from Angel Abs, angel Butt, Booty attention and other patronising fitness choices. Whatever happened to cardio workout, bums & tums and my favourite from the 80’s – Reebok step aerobics !?!). I follow various ‘fabulous at 50’ insta accounts (to make me feel even more guilty and inadequate, that I have to a glass of Merlot. I have a FitBit which I religiously wear every day and I am fully aware of how many steps it takes to walk to the wine bar (7,400 return trip!). I ensure that I take the stairs at every opportunity and when I do eventually get to the gym, I do not park as near to the entrance as possible (watching gym bunnies drive round and round in their Range Rover Evoque trying to park as close to the door as possible, before trotting out in their best Sweaty Betty attire… However these little contributions do not seem to make any difference to my widening midriff…
So it’s mid riff March and I am determined to make a massive effort to get my booty off the sofa and do more exercise. I will of course report back on a regular basis on how, when and if my new fitness regime actually works… If not there is always an opportunity to spend £3.97 in Asda and invest in this genius accessory ! Never stop developing things I didn’t know I didn’t want – thank you JML
Not Ready for Cardigans 