Easter Bank Holiday…with the Cat

Bank Holiday Monday and its a choice between Judge Rinder, eating the remains of the Easter egg or trying to kick start my exercise regime, so that I am ‘fabulous at 50’ or indeed ‘Beach body ready’ (I presume that phrase doesn’t mean a reference to whales..). However there are other easier solutions as I found in M&S a few days ago… now as I didn’t invest in a pair, I can not recommend or disapprove. However, who actually thought that cellulite reducing tights were a viable idea?

The fact you are wearing tights in the first place is an indication that your pins aren’t perfect (whose are?) or you are a practical person who wants to keep warm, with little worry of anyone ever seeing your cellulite (tights and passion are rarely  related..).  So these magic miracle workers reduce your cellulite and lift your bum? What happens if your arse is the size of a stuffed couch? Where would it go, would you suddenly find your bum over flowing into the waistband of you knickers, do you actually wear knickers with this engineering solution to massive, orange peel arses? Is there a hoist below your buttocks that lifts? All these are questions that I now feel the need to be answered. So I’m off to M&S in the hope that these discounted magic tights are still available… who needs the gym…

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